Reading this blog might mean that you are wondering how to add some pizazz to your drinkware. Quotes for cups are a great way to give your drinkware collection some personality. Funny one-liners and clever wordplay can turn regular mugs, glasses, and tumblers into things that get people talking, regardless of whether it’s for yourself or for a cool gift.
In this blog post, we have included quotes for various drinks and events. We have even got some amazing drinkware examples that pair great with each type of quote.
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Witty and funny quotes for cups are a great way to give you that little extra boost to start your day. It’s a playful reminder that your morning brew can literally transform your day into something positive and impactful. Here are some of our favorite quotes to include on coffee cups:
"I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best."
"First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things."
"But first, coffee."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"Life happens, coffee helps."
"Coffee: A magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone' into 'good morning!'
"Instant human: Just add coffee."
"I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship."
"My blood type is coffee."
"Coffee: Because crack is bad for you."
"I'm not procrastinating, I'm on a coffee break."
"I like my coffee how I like my coworkers: Not talking to me."
"This meeting is cutting into my coffee time."
"Coffee: The most important meal of the day."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Also, I need more coffee."
When it comes to these clever coffee sayings, regular ceramic mugs remain the go-to option. They help your coffee stay hot and offer plenty of room to show off amusing phrases.
That said, if you're always on the move, tumblers with funny quotes can also brighten up your day during your trip to work or while you're at your desk.
Clever Wine quotes, and sayings can kick off a great girls' night out. These quotes for glasses capture the essence of friendship and celebration. They're ideal for bachelorettes, birthdays, or any get-together where you and your besties come together to laugh and have a blast.
"Wine flies when you're having fun."
"Sip happens, wine helps."
"Wine: Because no great story started with a salad."
"Keep calm and wine on."
"Wine is my yoga."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Girls just wanna have wine."
"Sip me baby, one more time."
"Wine not?"
"Pairs well with bad decisions.
"Age and wine: Both get better with time."
"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
"Wine improves with age. I improve with wine."
"Wine: How classy people get wasted."
"I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."
To show off these fun wine quotes, many people go for stemless wine glasses. They have a modern look, don't tip over, and give you plenty of room to display funny quotes. That said, regular glasses with stems can do the trick, too, in fancier settings.
If you're heading outdoors or to a casual get-together, you might want to use insulated wine tumblers with amusing tumbler sayings. These will keep your wine at just the right temperature while you enjoy a good laugh.
10 Oz. BrMate MargTini (Great for wine too)
Beer has a way of bringing people together. Drinking quotes helps make that time more fun and entertaining. Beers for sports and games? We have a quote. Beers for friendship toasts? We have a quote. Beers for humor? You guessed it. We have a quote for that, too!
"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 BC."
"To beer, or not to beer. That is a silly question."
"Save water, drink beer."
"Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."
"I'm not a beer drinker, I'm a beer researcher."
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"A friend with beer is a friend indeed."
"May the best of your past be the worst of your future. Cheers!"
"Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1842."
"Drink triple, see double, act single."
"Beer: If you can't remember, it didn't happen."
"Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, waste a lifetime."
"I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balance."
For these clever and funny beer quotes, pint glasses are the classic choice. They provide ample space for displaying humorous sayings and hold a generous amount of your favorite brew.
For outdoor events like tailgating or playing golf, consider using insulated tumblers.
20 Oz. Can Shaped Stainless Steel Tumbler (don’t use the straw)
When it comes to creating the right party atmosphere, clever cocktail sayings can make all the difference. Get down and have a little fun with some party vibes, and get a little naughty with these quotes.
"When life gives you lemons, add vodka."
"It's not a hangover, it's wine flu."
"Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"I don't get drunk, I get awesome."
"Drink triple, see double, act single."
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"Let's misbehave."
"You had me at Merlot."
"On a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"I'm not a lightweight, I'm a cheap date."
For these sassy cocktail sayings, martini glasses and coupes are popular choices. They're elegant and provide ample space for displaying humorous quotes.
For outdoor events or casual gatherings, consider using insulated tumblers with funny sayings to keep your cocktails cool while you enjoy the humor.
Water bottles with motivational sayings can impact reaching your workout goals. These sayings on cups act as steady reminders of why you're working so hard. Any help can be a great help when it comes to a fitness journey.
"Sweat is just fat crying."
"Train like a beast, look like a beauty."
"Good things come to those who sweat."
"Sore today, strong tomorrow."
"Don't wish for it, work for it."
"No pain, no gain."
"Beast mode: ON."
"Hustle for that muscle."
"Eat, sleep, train, repeat."
"Your only limit is you."
"Hydrate or die-drate."
"Water you waiting for? Drink up!"
"Stay hydrated, stay awesome."
"Sip happens, keep drinking."
"H2O: The real energy drink."
For these motivational quotes, durable plastic or stainless steel water bottles work best. They're perfect for the gym environment and any other fitness activities.
These quotes for cups are great for celebrating your bond or love for your partner. They also make great gifts for anniversaries or for Valentine's Day.
"You're my cup of tea."
"I love you a latte."
"You're my perfect blend."
"Love you to the moon and back."
"Together is a wonderful place to be."
"X years of brewing love."
"Still awesome after all these beers."
"Aged to perfection."
"Better together."
"Love is brewing."
"I'm her Mr. Right" / "I'm his Mrs. Always Right"
"King of the Grill" / "Queen of the Kitchen"
"I'm with Awesome" / "I'm with Crazy"
"Beauty" / "Beast"
"Hubby" / "Wifey"
For romantic sayings, ceramic mugs and wine glasses work well, offering ample space for displaying heartfelt quotes and designs.
Quotes for cups influence our everyday drinking habits, turning regular moments into chances to laugh and connect.
To wrap up, the best quote for your cup shows off your personal style and sense of humor. It gives you a chance to express yourself, share a laugh, and make daily activities more fun.
So, when you grab your favorite mug or tumbler next time, keep in mind that the right words can turn a simple drink into a moment of joy. Here's to finding the perfect quote that matches your drink and your personality!